I don't see why a god couldn't be a llama! There's all kinds of stuff that can be gods!

[ Christianity, meet vaguely defined Shinto-Buddhism. ]

I don't know why she's a cactus! I guess she was just born that way! Although my best friend in the world I came from could sometimes turn into a giant cactus, so maybe that has something to do with it!

[ Saying this casually, like being best friends with a giant cactus is the most normal thing in the world. ]