[So out of hand that you gotta watch where you tie your dog in the event that he drags your whole house away.]

Mhm, I've heard about that. Yaknow...some friends of mine from home actually showed up here a couple weeks ago. Just for a little while, a few days...but they told me the last time they saw me was only a few minutes ago for them. And I've been gone for months.

So, it looks like it might be true.